Monday, 30 May 2011

The Frying Pan

Well this is the most fun I've had in ages. I hope that you like it. Enjoy!

The Frying Pan


A young looking girl
Eyes of sparkling blue
Her name is March Pathway
She’s known as Mar- Chu.
Her hair flies behind her
A deep crimson red
As she runs from the vampire
And jumps on its head.

She’s lively and short
(I believe four foot two)
But the vampire looks fearful
The legend is true!
Mar smiles at it sweetly
As only Mar can
Then she reaches behind her
For a large frying pan

It gleams in the twilight
Like menacing steel
As the terrified vampire
Lets out a high squeal.
He tries to surrender
But before he began
Mar walloped him hard
With her large frying pan.

The clashing of metal
The squelching of skin
Rang out through the night
A cacophonous din,
Sending fear through the hearts
Of the living undead
Who trembled and quivered
And turned tail and fled.

March Pathway kept chatting
Between the fierce blows
Annoying the vampire
Amongst his death throes.
“I’m terribly sorry” she sang with a grin
“How rude to forget whilst I’m doing you in”
“Have a cookie” she laughed, as he took his last breath
And offered the vampire a muffin of death.

The vampires’ eyes bulged
And he gargled and moaned
Whilst the muffin of death
Was dissolving his bones.
Then off skipped March Pathway
With sparkling eyes
As the vampire expired
In a chorus of cries.

16 comments:

  1. I honestly don't know Alex!

    You are there, there very first name on my list but I seem to have developed a mental block.

    I have tried many times to write but the longer I don't, the more perfect I want your one to be and the less satisfied I am with my writing.

    I have the same problem for Lenka and Tristessa.

    But I will write you a poem sometime I promise.

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  2. That's awesome Octa! I'm laughing so hard right now. It's completely like Mar.

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  3. LOL
    This is is so PERFECT and delightful! FANTASTIC!!!
    I love it Octa. :D

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  4. Derektastic, EPICA, and Awesomesauce Incarnate all from me. IT. WAS. FREAKING. EPIC. AND AWESOME. WITH LOTS OF LAUGHS. AND DEATH MUFFINS (death muffins ftw)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    FRYING PANS FOR DA WIN!!!!!

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  5. AMAZING OCTA!


    Funny AND haunting at the same time!

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  6. ~grins insanely wide~

    That is SOOOOO perfect and awesome!!
    ~laughs maniacaly~
    I so love it, Octa!
    Love it
    Love it
    Love it!
    :D

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  7. *claps hands*

    *laugh*

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHA! PERFECT OCTA!
    Hah! You're really outdone yourself this time...!

    *blinks*

    ...what exactly does that mean, 'outdone yourself this time'? I've always heard people say it, but no ones actually explained it.

    ...do people say it withought even knowing the meaning? Thats just reckles...

    OCTA WHAT DOES IT MEAN!?!?!

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  8. It means that you have exceeded everyone's expectations of your ability to do something.

    :D

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  9. Or to simplify that.

    You've done better than people thought you would.

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  10. Oooooh....underestimating....people...

    ...I think I need to go apoligize to some people.

    Well...

    To restate that...

    OMG

    OMG

    OMG

    OMG

    OMG

    OMG

    OMG

    OMG

    OMG

    OMG

    OMG

    OMGGGGGGGGG!!!

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  11. This is AMAZING, Octa!!! Totally LOVE IT!!! (it fits Mar too)
    Muffin of Death!!! AWESOME-SAUCE!!! XD

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