The Unfortunate Mishap of Dragona Pine Who Fell Into A Cavernous Pit On Account Of His Wicked Behaviour

This poem is for Dragona. I promised not to kill you off in this one. Well I keep to my word.

The Unfortunate Mishap of Dragona Pine Who Fell Into A Cavernous Pit On Account Of His Wicked Behaviour

The tale that I’m about to tell

Of poor Dragona Pine

Who boasted about his greatness

But actually failed to shine.

A tall young lad of six foot four

Or so he used to claim

Who terrorised other children

But never caught the blame

Although quite thin he was quite strong

With a rather violent mind

He threw the children with one arm

A habit that he refined

He threw the poor boys through the air

Till they met with the floor with their face

And Dragona just felt quite amused

The boy is a total disgrace

But soon he would learn just how wicked it was

To be violent, he’d later admit

For we come to the crux of the story

The part with the cavernous pit

One day young Dragona was walking

When a poor little child passed by

And Dragona just thought what fun it would be

To see the poor little child fly

So he hoisted him up singlehandedly

And sent him right up into space

When a teacher just happened to notice

As the child burnt up on re-entry

With a tortured grimace on his face

The teacher was furious and angry

And exploded because of the fright

The explosion created a chasm

And Dragona fell into the chasm

As anyone near the pit might

He landed there THUD at the bottom

The pit was cavernous and cold

And the frost on the walls seemed to sparkle in glee

If only you’d do what you’re told.

For Dragona escaped from the cavernous pit

By building himself a large rope

That he made from his hair and his heartstrings

And he left the pit unable to cope.

And he spent all the rest of his days

Feeling subdued and sickly and sad

And he wished that he’d been a bit better

And learnt throwing children is bad

So I come to the moral of the story

If you have to throws kids though the air

And a teacher just happens to notice

And they start to swell up, just beware!