Song of the Snickerdoodle

So the long awaited song is actually here. I'm not even sure what to say. I had great fun filming this. I promised that I'd have this song up a week ago so I'm sorry for the lateness. Also I lack the technical expertise to make this video polished and I just know the song has a lot more potential in the right hands. But it's the best I can do. There was supposed to be a piano part but I have failed at adding it in. It was nothing special. The song is the main thing! :D

Lyrics below.

Also just incase you haven't read it before this song was heavily inspired by the fanfic Two Girls One Snail written by Quinn and Bryony. Please check it out because it is supermegafoxyawesomehot.

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Song of the Snickerdoodle

Two young girls named Ari and Gwen

Back to Hogwarts yet again

To magical beasts

And magical feasts

With Phyllis the poisonous snail

Gwen McKee and Ari G

Both Ravenclaws, awesome and quite quirky

Skipped their way

Down Diagon Alley

With Phyllis the poisonous snail

CHORUS:

Once a Phyllis

Always a Phyllis

A Phyllis she will be

Once a Phyllis

Always a Phyllis

A Phyllis she will be

Miss McKee she suddenly smiled

At the father of her yet to be child

"Oh Severus dear

How you brighten my year

I'm making an entrance in style!"

Though impassive in tone

Snape inwardly moaned

And swooped away on his bat like stride

“Flick it Ari! Flick the eyebrow!

And apologise!”

CHORUS:

“We’re already here”

“I’m already hungry”

“Shush no tutting!”

The witchard looked angry

“Quiet in the bookshop!”

Gwen innocently smiled

And Ari just rolled her eyes

Tweedle dum and tweedle dumber

“You’re not Angelina, you’re Arianna!”

 “Sure thing, butterfly wing!”

The creepy goth chick buys a snail

CHORUS:

How is that too obvious? Don’t you understand?

I could have hired out a big brass band,

And huge red arrows on a giant sign

For a party of the secret snail!

Awkward babies

With awkward cake

An awkward degree

And an awkward mistake

They live awkward jobs

Beneath awkward sun

They'll explode awkwardly above our heads

One by one.

CHORUS:

Malfoy almost surprised the wizarding nation

 Without saying “my father”

 For a whole conversation

Yet it wasn’t to be

For the ferret I see

That I have the misfortunate to know

That boy he’s so charming, such wit and such spark

I hope he gets raped and then eaten by a shark

But first can I shoot him, and push him off a bridge

Into the river below

 CHORUS:

Teapots are actually people too

Wasting their tea is a cruel thing to do

Don’t throw it out of a nearby window

Though it’s unlimited supply!

Yo yo. Hey ho. Listen to me go
If you can't catch up y'all all too slow.

Gwen tried to avoid Malfoy's coerced affection

By starting up a china cat collection

She promised to clean it every day of her life

Rather than become young Draco's wife

Yet Ari had a determined look in her eyes

"Cleaning china cats together

Is the perfect bonding exercise"

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

Would it be worth it for a profiterole pasty?

Detention versus deliciousness

Firstie, it’s a nickname dear

Remember that Gwen knows best

What on earth is a Snickerdoodle?

Ninja? or a funeral director?

Steve Jobs or a Death Eater?

They’re probably all the same

CHORUS:

Dumbledore singing to Katy Perry

Bloody Baron’s dancing’s extraordinary

How many imaginary rainbows can I excrete?

Snape’s goldfish impression’s a treat

Umbridge looked on with an expression of distaste

It resided unending upon her face

“Hamburger, Chinese water torture”

And thus the year begins

CHORUS x2