So the long awaited song is actually here. I'm not even sure what to say. I had great fun filming this. I promised that I'd have this song up a week ago so I'm sorry for the lateness. Also I lack the technical expertise to make this video polished and I just know the song has a lot more potential in the right hands. But it's the best I can do. There was supposed to be a piano part but I have failed at adding it in. It was nothing special. The song is the main thing! :D
Lyrics below.
Also just incase you haven't read it before this song was heavily inspired by the fanfic Two Girls One Snail written by Quinn and Bryony. Please check it out because it is supermegafoxyawesomehot.
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Yo yo. Hey ho. Listen to me go
If you can't catch up y'all all too slow.
Lyrics below.
Also just incase you haven't read it before this song was heavily inspired by the fanfic Two Girls One Snail written by Quinn and Bryony. Please check it out because it is supermegafoxyawesomehot.
thatrandomhpfanfic.blogspot.com
Song
of the Snickerdoodle
Two
young girls named Ari and Gwen
Back
to Hogwarts yet again
To
magical beasts
And
magical feasts
With
Phyllis the poisonous snail
Gwen
McKee and Ari G
Both
Ravenclaws, awesome and quite quirky
Skipped
their way
Down
Diagon Alley
With
Phyllis the poisonous snail
CHORUS:
Once
a Phyllis
Always
a Phyllis
A
Phyllis she will be
Once
a Phyllis
Always
a Phyllis
A
Phyllis she will be
Miss
McKee she suddenly smiled
At
the father of her yet to be child
"Oh
Severus dear
How
you brighten my year
I'm
making an entrance in style!"
Though
impassive in tone
Snape
inwardly moaned
And
swooped away on his bat like stride
“Flick
it Ari! Flick the eyebrow!
And
apologise!”
CHORUS:
“We’re
already here”
“I’m
already hungry”
“Shush
no tutting!”
The
witchard looked angry
“Quiet
in the bookshop!”
Gwen
innocently smiled
And
Ari just rolled her eyes
Tweedle
dum and tweedle dumber
“You’re
not Angelina, you’re Arianna!”
“Sure thing, butterfly wing!”
The
creepy goth chick buys a snail
CHORUS:
How
is that too obvious? Don’t you understand?
I
could have hired out a big brass band,
And
huge red arrows on a giant sign
For
a party of the secret snail!
Awkward
babies
With
awkward cake
An
awkward degree
And
an awkward mistake
They
live awkward jobs
Beneath
awkward sun
They'll
explode awkwardly above our heads
One
by one.
CHORUS:
Malfoy
almost surprised the wizarding nation
Without saying “my father”
For a whole conversation
Yet
it wasn’t to be
For
the ferret I see
That
I have the misfortunate to know
That
boy he’s so charming, such wit and such spark
I
hope he gets raped and then eaten by a shark
But
first can I shoot him, and push him off a bridge
Into
the river below
CHORUS:
Teapots
are actually people too
Wasting
their tea is a cruel thing to do
Don’t
throw it out of a nearby window
Though
it’s unlimited supply!
Yo yo. Hey ho. Listen to me go
If you can't catch up y'all all too slow.
Gwen
tried to avoid Malfoy's coerced affection
By
starting up a china cat collection
She
promised to clean it every day of her life
Rather
than become young Draco's wife
Yet
Ari had a determined look in her eyes
"Cleaning
china cats together
Is
the perfect bonding exercise"
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?
Would
it be worth it for a profiterole pasty?
Detention
versus deliciousness
Firstie,
it’s a nickname dear
Remember
that Gwen knows best
What
on earth is a Snickerdoodle?
Ninja?
or a funeral director?
Steve
Jobs or a Death Eater?
They’re
probably all the same
CHORUS:
Dumbledore
singing to Katy Perry
Bloody
Baron’s dancing’s extraordinary
How
many imaginary rainbows can I excrete?
Snape’s
goldfish impression’s a treat
Umbridge
looked on with an expression of distaste
It
resided unending upon her face
“Hamburger,
Chinese water torture”
And
thus the year begins
CHORUS
x2
