Good Morning Voldemort

OK. So the other poem is going to have to wait. The following arose during school today and I had to share it with you guys. The following song is a parody of Good Morning Baltimore from Hairspray and is sung by Bellatrix Lestrange. I hope some time in the future to turn this into a video but hopefully you'll know the tune (if not then youtube it). Enjoy!

Good Morning Voldemort

Oh, oh, oh

Dearest Dark Lord

I just have to applaud your treachery

Oh, oh, oh

Hungry for more than

Your supple snake

Your thirteen inch wand

You’ve murdered and maimed

He Who Must Not Be Named

Raining down chaos from

High above

Oh, oh, my

Ecstasy grows

At your absolute

Lack of a nose

Good morning Voldemort

You’re the downfall of Gryffindor

Love the way that you split your soul

Seven parts to a former whole

Good morning Voldemort

May you never be mortal once more

I love your depravity

Voldemort and me

Oh, oh oh,

Your red eyed stare

Is beyond compare in every way

Oh, oh oh,

 I’ve got my Dark Mark upon my arm

The pain’s like a charm

When you speak Parseltounge

The hiss from your lungs

Seems to say “Bella I love you too”

So, oh, oh,

 Don’t hold me back

Azkaban I escaped just for you

Good morning Voldemort

I would kill that fool Dumbledore

Snape is nothing, a worthless tool

Worst Headmaster of Hogwarts School

Good morning Voldemort

Even  the mighty Dementors implore

To succumb to your mastery

Voldemort and me

I know every curse, I know every jinx

I know he's a Horcrux. I'm not. That stinks.

I cannot wait for our life to begin

I cannot wait for you to Slytherin

You too Slytherins  

So, Oh, Oh

Give me a chance

I can kill at a glance, be a Death Eater

I’ll be the

Best of the best, just give your commands

And I’ll do the rest

 My relief from our struggles

Is torturing muggles

Whilst yelling “The Potter boy’s got to go!”

Oh, oh, oh

Don’t make me wait

One more moment to say crucio

Good moaning, good moaning

Waiting to say crucio

I love you Voldemort

The Longbottoms fell to the floor

My love for you is the sort that blinds

As I watched them both lose their minds

I promise Voldemort

I’ll be by your side for the whole of this war
I'll murder that house elf Dobby

For that is my destiny

Voldemort and me

We’ll make our world pure (mudblood free)

Voldemort and me

He’ll stroke my face with Nagini

Voldemort and me